18/09/2015
HAPPY WEEKEND TO YOU ALL.
READ AND ENJOY :-)
A guy went to a barbing saloon, on seeing the queue of people waiting for turns, he decided to go smoke cigarette and wait at the shop next to the barbing saloon. He returned an hour later and while it was his turn, he decided to start a conversation with the barber, he told the barber about the beautiful lady who owns the shop next to
the saloon where he went to smoke some
ci******es while waiting, he also told the barber that he will be meeting the lady at her house the next day. The barber was silent all these while but later advised the guy to make the move. The next day, the guy went to the barber's shop to inform
him that he's now going to the lady's house and he left. Five minutes after he got there, there was a bang on the door, the lady peeped, saw her husband and hurriedly hid the guy on the wardrobe. She opened the door, the husband entered the house with a machete and without saying a word, he searched the house, went to the bedroom and cut the bed to pieces, he found
nothing and went back to his saloon. Five minutes later, the guy went to the barber and narrated what just happened, and the barber asked him where he was hiding during the incident and the guy told him it was in the wardrobe, he also told the barber
that he has arranged with the lady on meeting again the next day and he left. The next day the guy went to the barber again and informed him he's now going to meet the lady again and he left. Same thing happened again but this time the husband destroyed the wardrobe, fridge, chairs,
cupboard etc. Five minutes later, the guy was in the barber's shop again and narrated what happened and the barber asked him where he was hiding during the incident, and he said it was in the ceiling. Now the barber asked the guy if he will still meet the lady again and the guy said they agreed on meeting the next day. The next day, the guy went to the barber's shop again to inform him that he's about going to meet the lady and he left. There was a bang on the door again and this time the husband came with fuel and matches. He asked his wife to go and wait for him outside the house, she went out, he sprinkled the fuel inside
the whole apartment, he carried out his box of clothes and set the house on fire. The husband stood outside till the house burnt down just incase the guy runs out. Nobody came out, so the husband told his wife to carry his box of clothes to her shop and he returned to his saloon. Five minutes later, the guy was in the barber's shop again, the barber was shocked, thinking he's seeing
a ghost but still he gathered courage and asked the guy what happened, he told the barber that the husband set the house on fire and that it is by the grace of God that he's alive right now. So the barber asked him where he was hiding during the fire, and he said he was hiding inside the husband's box of clothes.
THE BARBER IS IN JAIL AS YOU READ THIS, HE KILLED THE GUY. THE BARBER IS THE HUSBAND. :-)
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF YOU WERE THE BARBER???