03/28/2026
🚨 NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS: DIRTY HOUSES ONLY 🚨
Maples Housecleaning Service is officially on the hunt & taking applications for a home to clean…
📝..just one.. REQUIREMENTS:
✔ Must have floors that crunch when you walk..
✔ Must have random tumbleweeds of dog hair lurking in corners..
✔ Must have windows featuring a full-blown stink bug & ladybug graveyard..
✔ Must have at least one sock that’s been missing since 2007 thats most likely under couch..
✔ Bonus points for mystery smells you’ve just chosen to ignore..
✔️ if you have a room in your home that's ignored..for good reasons too..
🚫 DO NOT APPLY IF:
– Your house already looks like a magazine
– You “just wiped down the counters” (we don’t trust you)
💪 What you get:
ONE cleaner (me 👋), not a parade of strangers
Impeccable references
A house so clean you might not recognize it and consider moving back in
📞 731-394-8835
Let’s turn that “what happened in here?” into “WHO DID THIS?!” ✨