09/08/2026
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Ann Arbor, MI | Full-Time
What you'll do:
Watch the clock
When it hits zero, stop
Qualifications:
Can count backwards from 4 to 0
Able to read the room
Maintains a high standard of excellence in the face of constant degradation
Doesn't hang a banner for beating a MAC school by one
Available immediately. Not "immediately plus one second." Immediately.
What we offer:
Pay for every second you work. The real ones.
Apply at wsitalent.com. Positions close when we say they close.