Masia Humanitarian Empire

01/08/2023

World note 🌎🌍

01/08/2023

May God bless you

27/04/2022

Hands-on

For only UGX.100,000, you get to learn so much about recipes for soap making, both small scale and large scale production

17/02/2022

Stay safe and reason with ministry of health's SOPs

17/01/2022

Kano Tosirika!!!!

When Nature meets Engineering,
We get such a wonderful bridge.

12/11/2021

As well

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.

The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.

Produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41.

The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return?

24/10/2021

Set

21/10/2021

We work on the root not on the fruit
Because fruit as got it's price from the root
One love

Don't justify yourself, get up and fight for your daily bread. This is the only way to live with dignity.

19/10/2021

Free learning how to make craft shoes at Masia (U) +256770585868
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07/08/2021

Comrades we are to close (2020-2021) the first year term service on Sunday 08th/08/2021 at the main office (2:00pm) thanks and be there